Chopsticks

Chopsticks
Pam Uphoff

Two decades ago, I injured my right hand. Good doctors, good hospital, good antibiotics, brutal physical therapists . . .

I never think about it. Until I try to eat with chopsticks. Something in the motion finds a hidden weakness, and by the time I’d finished dinner yesterday, well, “survived without having to shamefully ask for a fork” pretty much sums up my relief.

I suspect we all have hidden weaknesses. Physical, mental, emotional. Sometimes just hidden from outsiders, sometimes hidden from ourselves.

Our written characters need those as well, but you have to be careful just how you smack the reader with them. You have to handle it in a way that doesn’t have the reader throwing the book across the room. You have to foreshadow a bit of touchiness on a subject, or, or, say a drinking problem, or a flash temper. I hate to say this, but you have to give trigger warnings for your characters.

Sometimes the explanation can come afterwards, hopefully getting it in before the book gets tossed.

“I told you. I don’t drink. What? Did you think that was because I’m a happy drunk? ”

“And that, children, was a stupid loss of control on my part. As you no doubt noticed, when angry, I didn’t seen to be doing much thinking . . . ”

And then there’s simply being out of practice. Yes, you won’t forget how to ride a bike, but after a decade of not actually doing it, gaining weight, getting flabby . . . you’re going to suck at it. Music, drawing or painting. If you’ve never smacked head on into “Oh crap, I can’t do this anymore!” I recommend thinking of something you haven’t done since you were a kid and having a go at it. Experiencing that horrified realization that you’ve grown up/lost the touch/gotten old can be useful in making your character’s reactions realistic.

And a character who is new to a certain action? There’s going to be a little bit of fumbling and awkwardness. You can give your MC a natural talent, but I’d recommend a couple of afternoons of fencing lessons before you turn him loose to hunt ogres. The character who’s instantly perfect is really irritating.

Or speech. If your character has never been stuffed into suit and stuck up on a platform before a thousand judgmental eyes, make him nervous. Let him successfully cover it, if that’s necessary for the plot. But let the reader see the jitters, and then the growing confidence and relaxation.

How does your character carry off his first compliment to a lady? Does your lady panic when a kiss turns into a grope? Dance in her new high heels and instead of enjoying the evening (or remembering every word a foreign ambassadors says for later analysis) can’t think of anything except the excruciating pain of her feet?

Even Superman needed Kryptonite to show that he isn’t so indestructible that he’s boring.

My Beta Readers called me on a lack of character development on my recent NaNo opus. At nineteen should he be so awesome already? No insecurities? No self doubts? URK! Dammit. They’re right. And what I’m editing right now has the opposite problem. The cocky smart asses I’m starting with need a few crash and burns to climb out of, to earn that maturity and resolution at the end.

Make your character sweat to earn his fictional role. Make him worry about it, then make him fumble his chopsticks. It’ll make him more human.

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  1. MY dad lost his right index finger (actually, he remembers where he put it, but then it had to be removed) and therefore is totally unable to use chop sticks.

    I can’t write for a hill of beans, so the whole process drives me bonkers. I just read what y’all put out.

  2. If he’s 19, of course he has no self-doubts! Or judgment or common sense, either. 😉 At least when there are girls around to try to impress.

    A one-star review of _Elizabeth of Starland_ says in part that the reviewer thought she was too skilled too fast. Apparently I didn’t signal the passage of time well enough, and didn’t have enough training scenes. I tried to keep that in mind with other books.

    • piotr1600

      Not to mention no sense – at all – of mortality…

    • masgramondou

      your 1* reviewer didn’t pay attention to details. But I do sort of see where (s)he is coming from. Various astute people have said that every reader has a different version of the book and I think that is absolutlely true. I thought there was enough training but maybe your 1* reviewer wanted a scene in the Salle d’Armes which you didn’t mention.

      BUT I have similar problems with many other speculative fiction works. Consider (for example) David Drake’s O’leary space operas where Adele Mundy is a crack shot. There’s explanations available, but they aren’t immediate

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  4. This nineteen year old was full of common sense, diplomatic words, good judgement. I really did need to be called on it.

    • I don’ know . . . does Empress T. need a consort? 😉 [ducks into hole, pulls hole in after her]

      • She only needs a mirror. Nothing else will satisfy her. My character is truly awesome–if someone suggested he ought to rule the world he’d start running. Away. Especially if there was some sort of alien symbiote involved.

    • masgramondou

      Xen? yeah he’s a bit godlike.

      PS he needs to hook up with the Dancer again and do good things together