Fifth Friday Blast from the past: Writing Advice From A Furry Editor

(Note from Holly: this was originally posted a couple years ago, Greebo has since gone on to Valhalla. This is by Sarah A. Hoyt, the original can be found here: and there ought to be a picture of Greebo, but you know, WordPress Delanda Est, as we say around these parts.)

First to explain: Greebo was born to a stray mom, under the basement of the house across the driveway from hours in Colorado Springs’ Old North End.  To explain, the driveway was the extent of our side yard.

His mom was dumped, literally the day we moved into that house. We tried to capture her, but I’d never heard of cat live-traps. Oh, well. Anyway, she hooked up with the Mad Feral Tom who sired all the kittens in the neighborhood, and who looked exactly like Greebo, and could run off dogs.

The result was Greebo, Maurice and Mr. Underfoot, and a little calico who got adopted, and whose name I don’t know.  Greebo, Maurice and Mr. Underfoot became neighborhood cats.

I devoted months of my life to sitting on my back steps, with a can of food on a little plate by my side, tempting the kittens ever closer.  This was 2003 — Greebs will turn 17 in July, I think.) and my publishing career had crashed (first time. Bah. I was an innocent) and the day I managed to pet the boys, it was a major triumph.

Over the years, the other two boys came to prefer the neighbors across the street, who, being proper cat worshippers, built a glassed in porch, with a cat door to accommodate them.

We, meanwhile, had what the boys and I called an airlock and Dan called a mudroom, and which had an outside unsecured door (we eventually exchanged it for one that would lock. More on that later) and then the entrance to the house.  That little room had a tall shelf with skates, skateboards, scooters and basketballs, as well as my gardening shoes and gloves. Oh, and water guns, of which my kids were very fond, conducting battles all over a three block area every summer.  At the bottom and top (hey, he’s greebs) there was a cat bed, the bottom one with a “warms up when you lie down on it” pad.  There were also Greebo’s bowls of food and water (the later also warmed in winter, because duh.)  And Greebo preferred us.

Greebo is a warrior cat. If cats are admitted into Valhalla, he’s one of those.

I first named him, while I watched from an upper story window, as a tom tried to attack the kittens to court mom (not Papa cat, Greebo’s dad, who was a weird cat and baby-cat-sat his offspring whenn mom was off about her businenss. I saw.)

Greebo was maybe 10 weeks old. Tiny legs. All fluff and meows. But he squared up against the big tom and eventually jumped on his head scratching and biting, till he ran away.  (As we later found out, this was a Greebo patented maneuver.)

So, he was a Greebo, and he wore it proudly.  Later, he tore the tail off a fox — vertically. He brought us the half — when it attacked Maurice.  He also might have saved my life, or at least a lot of trouble. You see, in Colorado Springs, periodically, helicopters fly overhead with a search light. It took me a while to figure out that was when the police was looking for an escaped fugitive.

So, when Greebo was about 3 or 4, I was in my kitchen, cooking, waiting for Dan to come home (the kitchen overlooked the driveway, which was empty.)  I turned away for a while, came back, and noted two things: the search lights were out, AND there were sounds from the airlock. (This is when we put a real door in. You see, the airlock was “unsecured” and completely hidden, so it gave cover to anyone trying to break in the house.

Specifically, the sounds were someone fiddling with the door knob and…. hitting it?  (Yep, we later found it was ALL dented.)

Then there was this horrendous YOWL followed by a scream, followed by a large man running out of the airlock WITH GREEBO ON HIS HEAD.  I.e. Greebo had been sleeping on the topmost shelf, when the fugitive tried to break into our kitchen door. At which point Greebo jumped on his head, biting and scratching, and somehow holding on while the guy ran, all the while screaming like a demon.

I don’t know when Greebo jumped off. Heck, I don’t know why he decided to attack the man. We had catsitters and friends who had the key, and he never attacked anyone else.  We didn’t see it, but neighbors said the fugitive surrendered and was “a complete mess” when he did. This episode became neighborhood legend.

Five years ago, when we moved away, we honestly thought Greebo would stay with the house. He and his brothers’ were never indoor cats, and we assumed he WANTED to stay in the little kingdom he ruled, where even the raccoons were afraid of him, and the fox crossed the street to avoid him. And of course, near his brother.

About a month later, we got a phone call. Greebo would go up, sit on our back porch and lament. Later he started lamenting in the middle of the street. Not only weren’t the neighbors sleeping, they were afraid he’d get run over.

What could we do, really? We went and got him. He stayed with a friend of ours for a few months, because the house we were renting had a maximum number of cats we could have, but when son and his cat moved away we got Greebo.

And that’s when I found out Greebo’s most amusing peculiarities.

First of all he was a dog. No, really. To wit, he was MY dog.  He follows me around, and sleeps at my feet while I work.

Second, he’s OCD. Or knows where his tuna is buttered, or something. As in, he’s learned to identify the rhythms, when I’m writing, versus when I’m on social media. And he has something very clear in his head: from 9 am to 5 pm I’m SUPPOSED to be at my desk and making the typing noises that mean I’m writing.  If I don’t do either of those, I get nagged or worse.

Once, when I was ill I tried to take an afternoon nap (I have trouble sleeping during the day) with my glasses next to me on the bed (atop my kindle.)  He got my glasses in his teeth, and when I woke up he was trying to put them on me because, dang it, I was supposed to put them on. As soon as I woke up, he started herding me back to the office.

This has developed into a joke, in which Greebo is editor-cat in charge of productivity.

If indeed his health issue was solved (we’ll now for sure at the end of March) I intend to make a page with Greebo’s editorial advice.

For now, I think you can deduce plenty from his story.

For instance: Don’t be afraid, even if you’re a baby writer all fluff and meows. Square up to that challenge and you’ll win.

Or: When a fox tries to take down your (writing) brother lend support, even if you have to rip off the threat’s tail.  (Or IOW read and critique and encourage.)

And: Know what is a threat, and don’t be afraid to risk your life to protect your writing. (Or your source of food.)

And: Even when the writing moves away, keep trying till it comes back. (We don’t recommend lamenting in the middle of the street, though. They might put you away.)

However, the most important piece of Greebo writer advice is “Sit down at a regular hour, and write. It might feel like you’re not doing anything worthwhile, but over time the learning and productivity will pay off.”

And speaking of my feline editor…. he’s giving me the hairy eyeball, like he knows this isn’t the novel.  So, I’m going back to work.

6 thoughts on “Fifth Friday Blast from the past: Writing Advice From A Furry Editor

  1. Meme:
    “Cats are the only animal that when faced with a creature ten times their size, respond: ‘I roll intimidation’.”
    Greebo: “Hold my kibble.”

    1. “Yeah, you’re big. Congratulations. The dinosaurs were big too. You remember what happened to them? They all died!

      “Meanwhile, my ancestors were gods in Egypt. I think that makes me a demigod. You read any mythology? You know what happens to big tough monsters when they run into demigods?

      “I’d recommend moving to another neighborhood. Or not, as you prefer. My claws could use the sharpening, and your skull looks like it would make an excellent whetstone.”

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