TXRed as Mod: One of Dave’s earliest posts, from 2011 (!) about the life of a writer. 

Dave Freer posting:

Or why writers are in fact a race apart.

If there is one thing I don’t believe in it’s this special race stuff, be it the chosen people, or the wonder of Aryans or the inferiority/superiority of Morlocks and Eloi. Yet I have come to realise that in a self selected way, writers are a in special case. (Well, when chopped up they can fit into several special cases, or  even suitcases. Or if diced, into clutch bags for the nights at the opera, although this is a fate I feel should be reserved for the authors of literary works of art.)

It hit me this afternoon like a bolt of lightning… except it was more like a knife sliding through meat and into the spinal column of the dead wallaby I was cutting up. I hit the spine with a little rasping crunch, a tactile sensation carried up the knife  blade and I thought: I must remember exectly how that felt. I must find the words to describe this, to capture it precisely. To let people who have never and will never cut into the cartilaginous sheath on the joints between the vertebrae know how it feels and how it sounds, and what raw meat carries to senses. The smell of iron and of blood. The slight tactile stickyness of hung meat…

Then I realised that for many years now I have been slowly drifting away from non-writer humans. They are content to experience and, if you ask them about it afterwards, will sometimes be able to tell you what they experienced, capturing the little details that bring the scene (if not the Wallaby) to life. Writers… writers however find themselves experiencing… and taking notes.  I should advise against this in those intimate little moments–your partner may find it distracting and possibly disturbing  if, midway, you leap away from him/her and frantically hunt a pen and paper.  On the other hand, I’ve caught myself ‘taking notes’ at some of the most bizarre and inappropriate times – losing control on a dirt corner, losing my temper…

So do you do this?  Or am I my own subspecies?  And what’s the most inappropriate/bizarre  ‘only a writer could do this’ that you’re guilty of?

4 responses to “How to dismember a Wallaby”

  1. Enjoy listening to a fat lady complaining about the wait in a doctor’s office. The accent, the nails on chalkboard tones. The other waiting patients hiding behind magazines, newspapers, stepping out for a moment . . .

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    I think the wallaby bits might be a certain subset of writers. Just postulating. How does one get wallaby bits out of a light colored carpet? No reason just asking.

  3. Then I realised that for many years now I have been slowly drifting away from non-writer humans.

    That made me stop and think. I just got back from FenCon this morning, and I calculate that I average about 5 SF conventions a year now, so a very large percentage of the people I meet are writers (and the rest writer-adjacent). Aside from my few friends, my other contacts (longer than a chat at the checkout counter) are from my church. Those are the only normies that I tend to interact with. I’ve been thinking about joining Mensa to broaden my social circle, but few people would call those folks normies either. The point is that I know a lot of fellow writers and they feel normal to me, but that is really an artifact of self-selection.

    Since I’m writing my next novel that is set in 1968 that made my mind drift back to my high school days. I wasn’t even part of the outsider clique. The four friends that I had were all quite different from each other. The only thing we really had in common was that we didn’t fit in with anybody else’s group. Normies did react to me as if I were something they didn’t quite get, as the vernacular went back then. It wasn’t even said as an insult, more a comment on the order of, “I can’t even conceive what you’re thinking about most of the time.”

  4. I’ve had my mind take useful notes at the most inconvenient times. Such as “ooo that psalm fits the story perfectly” — during a memorial service.

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