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Where’s Kilted Dave?

Oh no, the kilted one is missing. Have you seen him? His children are running free — and possibly wearing only hats — with maniacal little grins on their adorable faces. A search party has been formed but we aren’t sure where to start.

Next. . . .

(Actually, Kilted Dave is up to his ears with littles and their needs right now. So, I leave it to you guys to figure out where he’s run off to — if he left willingly — and how to get him back to the fold. The floor is now yours.)

16 Comments
  1. Perhaps he has gone to visit the Bimbos of the Death Sun to see if they have any information on the Zombies of the Gene Pool.

    September 22, 2017
  2. Any strange lights in the sky? I figure kidnapped by Aliens.

    September 22, 2017
  3. Paul (Drak Bibliophile) Howard #

    Somebody stole his Kilt. 😈

    September 22, 2017
    • They Kilt him! Err, no, wait . . . dekilt him? Oh, that’s just not right!

      September 22, 2017
  4. paladin3001 #

    Hmmm, Kilted Dave missing, children running free with nothing but hats and grins. No, he didn’t run off. You will probably find him stuffed under the change table mummy wrapped with diapers while said littles are busy raiding the cookie jar, fridge, cracker barrel and the like. Next on their rein of terror…Who knows? Perhaps a run in the stroller or little red wagon to the park and slides. 🙂

    September 22, 2017
  5. Giant lippy spiders came to Dave’s house, and now they’re giving pony rides to the kids and teaching them bad language. >:D

    September 22, 2017
  6. Christopher M. Chupik #

    The floor is mine? But I’ve never had a whole floor to myself before. Whatever will I do?

    September 22, 2017
    • sand and refinish it?

      September 22, 2017
    • Mary #

      No one’s ever given me a floor before! I shall paint a labyrinth on it. Even if they have a curious tendency to go back in time and retroactively trap people in them.

      September 22, 2017
  7. Mike Houst #

    Kilted Dave decided to go undercover by cross-dressing. The women’s blouse with the fake boobs was somewhat believable, at least with a couple of pints in you. But just how successful of a disguise is it to swap a tartan plaid kilt for a tartan plaid skirt?

    September 22, 2017
    • Dorothy Grant #

      Really, really easily, if you follow anime – or anyone who’s known Catholic school girls from the schools where the skirts are plaid!

      September 22, 2017
      • Replace sporran with a kilt pin, add white socks (or black tights and leggings at some schools) and you’re set.

        September 22, 2017
  8. MattB #

    KilteDave is either currently residing in an alternate universe (random wormhole incident, possibly due to an Assiti shard) where he’s leading the SFWAResistance against the Imperial Dominion of TOR, or he’s gone down to the pub for lunch.

    September 22, 2017
  9. C4c

    September 22, 2017
  10. Holly #

    Tell his littles “Daddy has ice cream” and follow them where they lead.

    September 22, 2017
  11. I’m not saying it’s aliens, but. . . it was aliens.

    September 23, 2017

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