Today I’m doing All The Things to get ready for Thanksgiving. I’m not sure how a holiday for two people can be so complicated, but there you have it.
So I’ll leave you a few things to ponder:
-How does a centaur wear pants? And would he use a backpack or a pack saddle?
-Do mermaids use waterproof mascara?
-If a whale covers its blowhole, is it wearing a hat or a face mask?
-Why does a lap-sitting cat get comfortable and look utterly adorable at the exact moment you need to go to the bathroom?
-Who decided that ‘blue raspberry’ was a legitimate flavor, and why would someone do that to a perfectly good raspberry?
And other such silliness. Happy Thanksgiving, all!