This is going to be a brief post because I sanded the skin off my fingertips. Also on a side note “OW” don’t do that it hurts.
I’m torn between pointing out that I’m trying to do this as fast as possible because I can feel the writing momentum dying, and just showering you with a series of funnies about “things I’ve learned”.
Being me, this means that it’s the funny all the way down.
So, things I’ve learned
Putting on more paint to get it done faster just gets you drippage.
Ladders are always on the floor where you don’t need them
If the painting crew rings the doorbell between 8 and 10 am you’ll both be naked, whatever the time.
If the painters ring when you’re both naked, send the guy out, he’s less likely to be embarrassed (at least after he pulls on his under wear.)
Locking cats up for 2 weeks is bad and they’re on the edge of clinical depression. they even forgot to fight with each other. I’m afraid this is because they’re both plotting against us.
The paint always takes longer to dry than you expect. Longer than what? Just longer.
You’re never too tired.
Oh, and what Heinlein said relating to Ramses and Cheops: no construction work will be done on time and under budget.
Also how can I pack the kitchen and still cook?