It’s Only Words, And Words Are All I Have
We are writers. That means our tools of the trade are words. Most of us — but not all — are more fascinated with words than we should be.
So, why is it most writing books say nothing about words, except perhaps for telling you things like “eschew all adverbs” (they’re wrong) and for the more extreme “eschew all adjectives” (they’re even more wrong) and for the idiots who imbibed the aesthetic without understanding it (older kid had an English teacher who suffered of this) “avoid pronouns.”
Because they really can’t tell you much about what good writing is at the word level. Because it’s a matter of personal taste and a matter of fashion.Imagine that you were tasked with telling people what good clothes were. I don’t mean good clothes for the climate, or good clothes for hiking, or good clothes for a wedding, but “good clothes.”
Other than saying “make sure they’re made of good materials” what else can you say? Sure, if someone intends to go out wearing full nineteenth century regalia they’ll be stared out in the street. But we know at least ONE writer who often goes out in full 19th century regalia as a way to promote her book. She knows what she’s doing. She’s doing it properly. Are her clothes good? Who the hell knows? More importantly who the hell cares?
But you know and I know that as soon as this becomes a matter of debate — particularly if we assume a clothing design field in which a handful of companies pick among hopeful clothes designers/makers, and only the clothes they approve of can be distributed — dogmatism will set in. “Clothes with pleats are just bad.” “All skirts should be exactly 25.5 inches in length” or perhaps the crackpot “Zippers are an abomination.”
In a way that’s what happened to writing. We were all looking around for anything that gave us a chance at being published, and much of this was purely crazy-cakes, because we just didn’t know why a so so novel was picked and an outstanding one passed over again and again, and again.
For the record a lot of it was politics. And I’m not even talking long term politics, the sort of thing people think they devote their lives to (rolls eyes.) It wasn’t “this novel has a libertarian vibe, we’ll never buy it.” (Though it was that, too, as I heard one of my editors say she rejected all such novels and referred them over to Baen. Which must have been a joy for Baen, since this editor’s range was far more than the straight forward SF/F Baen does. In fact, she rejected one of my novels early on with precisely that recommendation (she no longer remembered it of course, by the time I became one of her authors) and FYI since this novel was an epic fantasy on Mediterranean lines, with a dark ending, I’m at a loss as to why she thought it was political, or in what way she might have thought it was conservative/libertarian. Then again, who the f*ck knows? Maybe one of the characters was named something everyone in her little incestuous NYC editors group “knew” to be a “dog whistle.”)
For instance, as most — some? — of you know, who read my fiction, this thing is not precisely under my control. I often have gay or, even more so, gender fluid characters. My first novel had a gender-shifting elf, and several of my short stories have hermaphrodite worlds, natural or bio-engineered. I’m not Freud — and if I were I’d only analyze myself — but I suspect being a tomboy in a society where gender behavior was strictly enforced to a point we can’t now imagine (the fact I didn’t have pierced ears made me suspect of not being a “real” girl, for instance) I developed a fascination with the way humans vary and la difference beyond the obvious, and that’s why the penny slots of my subconscious keep spitting out that particular jackpot. Or maybe it is what it is, and this thing isn’t entirely under my control.
However, my first eight books were set in a world (the set up is a long story I won’t go into) where the dominant species are hermaphrodite humans. They are human (again, this is part of a long setup) but they are hermaphrodite. The story was born of my frustration with the biology in The Left Hand Of Darkness, the society she derived from it and articles I had read about how it was the fact that pregnant women can’t walk very far that created human social structure beyond the couple.
I want to point out I liked The Left Hand Of Darkness (it didn’t age well. Reads very seventies to me now) but the worldbuilding from a biological/sociological point of view seemed crazy to me. So I set out to write something that fixed it.
The books got rejected again and again. Let me say right up front the world was NOT the only thing wrong with them. At least when I began I was still learning the tools of the trade and, speaking of words, I’m sure they read odd and stilted since, while I was fluent in English, mine was schoolroom English.
Here’s the thing though: even though I had no clue of this, in days before internet, (and if we were still in the days before internet, I’d still have no clue) the fact they were rejected HAD to do with the world building also, as I had extremely individualist hermaphrodites (a partnership, someone you swore fidelity to, was a shame, for ex.) And yeah, probably the gender thing too. I know as late as 2002 an editor tried to dissuade me from making Kit Marlowe (!) “too gay”. Succeeded too, to my shame.
However, if I were sending out the same books now they’d probably be snapped up (well, if editors didn’t register the individual thing. At least the ethos was that people who cooperated raised more kids, so… shrug.) It would be snapped up because “daring”and “gender fluid.” (Though they’d probably try — tried then too, but I was a bit obtuse — to get me to use either female or made-up pronouns. I used male pronouns because it worked better with appearance.)
This just to mean that, yep, the ethos of those who could get your stories before the public was unknowable if you weren’t of their circles. (And besides nepotism it was the reason that people so often went big when they came from NYC editor circles or their families.)
But wait, there was more. A lot of the reason people were bought or not was neither political nor quality — most books published, at least in the nineties were published on proposal and no one but the copy-editor ever read the finished book — but sheer chance. No, seriously. You might hit the editor’s desk with your scene in which the woman had a fight with her boyfriend, and threw a latte in his face, at a time when the editor herself had just fought with her boyfriend, and wished she’d thrown a latte in his face. Sold! Or you might, in the same way, hit the desk at a time when she hadn’t fought with her boyfriend in months, and the idea of a fighting couple disturbed her. Rejected.
Or your book about the killer mailbox who swallows authors could hit the editor’s desk on the day she got six others with the same theme. You worked on your book two years. How could this be? And yet, it happened.
During my apprentice years, when we didn’t OWN a television (partly money, mostly because we had toddlers, jobs, you know, the drill) I got several rejections saying I’d stolen a TV show’s recent episode. I can tell you that I came up with stargates (same name) and a roughly similar world building (no Egyptian stuff, but never mind) in a short story, while having NO clue the show even existed, or the word.
There was no rhyme or reason for what
So people looked for the magical bullet.
Before book publishing became an oligopoly, where book distribution could be worldwide, if you got through the narrow gate of NYC publishing, there had been many fads in language. Some of them were driven by external factors, such as the author being paid by the word.
The rebellion against this was the “minimalist” style. Short sentences. No adjectives. Language as pedestrian as possible.
All of this is fine, for a style, and btw works best for action books and action scenes. It is, however, not the only style, and some books written in that style will come out sounding as stilted as my schoolroom-English did.
But in the rush to divine the unknowable fashions of editors, people spent most of the twentieth century trying to be more minimalist than the minimalists, all of it a sort of rebellion against the previous flowery style whose practitioners had been dead for generations.
So first adverbs became verboten, then adjectives, and then as I said, for idiots, pronouns. (This woman apparently misunderstood the injunction against unclear antecedents, and just banned ALL pronouns. You should just repeat proper names in all instances. Yes, in practice this was a stylistic disaster, equivalent to saying “No zippers, no buttons, you should sew yourself into your clothes every morning.”)
Does this mean I think we should merrily, no, eagerly, even giddily strew adverbs through our books?
Only if it suits the book or the passage.
In the same way that our rebellion against saidbookisms meant I once argued with someone over whether “whisper” and “shout” were ever needed, with him telling me that you could deduce it from what’s said (no, you can’t) I think minimalism has gone too far.
I don’t approve of flowery language in general (though some is necessary in historic settings)because it makes the books harder to read, particularly for an increasingly vocabulary-poor public. And — duh — my objective is to sell books.
On the other hand, I refuse to let my tool box be taken away and things put out of my reach for no good reason. Sometimes you walk slowly, sometimes you walk rapidly. Those should be permitted ways of describing it, particularly since amble and rush might stop your more vocabulary-poor readers more than the adverb will. (Okay, probably not rush, though heaven knows my sons’ classmates sometimes surprised me with the paucity of their word-knowledge.)
Something else to take in account in this is that for whatever reason the buying public seems to have been out of tune with the NYC ethos, too. Or at least the people I’ve seen making a killing in indie, often despite lack of plotting or any marketing skill, write in a very pulpy style. Think Edgar Rice Burroughs. So, it’s possible people like “pretty” language. I’ve noted that’s what they often praise in book reviews. Go figure.
Okay, this is a long theme, and this post is already too long for some of ya’ll’s lunch hours. Next up, next week: Make your words transparent.