Titles From A Parallel World

So, since we’re all a little busy with end of the year and (trust me) crazy stuff, I turned younger son and his timo-streamo-thingy-magic loose and he got some titles of members of MGC from a parallel world.  Some of this make perfect sense with the people we know and love.  Others, not so much.  For instance, I’m fairly sure mine comes from a world in which I took that post-grad thing at Brown instead of getting married.

Anyway, I thought I’d give you a few of these, and then you can come up with parallel world titles for your very own and other writers….

shave-legs

This one either comes from a very strange world, or our very own Pam Uphoff is out Chucktingling Chuck Tingle, over there.

cowboy

And all I can say about this one is … WHAT?  And also, maybe “I’m so glad he met Barbs in this world!

sharks

Another one that’s… UH?

police

This one I could almost see.  Almost…

child

Cedar, this is fiction, right? RIGHT?

pixie

This I KNOW is fiction.

space

And this… Kate, are you all right?

bastards

THIS one however, is probably just a sidestep

alien

As for this one… Brad, when are you writing it?

fishing

And now I’m going to er… run before my colleagues see this.
If you need me, I’ll be in my bunker.

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  1. Christopher M. Chupik

    As to #2: It was very lonely out there on the frontier, you know? And some of those mail-order bride services were really sketchy.

    • Oh cr@p, I’ve got this short-story idea of an inter-species marriage that both parties agree to just to get the h-ll out of bad situations and it ends up working as a sort of brother-sister partnership. Come on, Muse, do NOT do this to me right now!

  2. If you put them in the launcher, the right way, they almost never land on their heads.

  3. Synova

    Several of those I’d like to see. In particular, though, the inter planetary supermax…

  4. Kate Paulk

    Just because my subconscious has a hotline to Evil Bastard Central. Sheesh!

  5. Christopher M. Chupik

    Alternate title for #3: “If You Were a Sharknado, My Love”.

  6. Hah😀 now I may have to write that story.

    Also, I adore the cover for Brad’s title!

  7. Dave Pascoe’s would sell like hot-cakes, given the success of _Go the *%$! to Sleep_. And, well . . . http://www.thepassivevoice.com/2016/12/in-2017-publishing-really-needs-a-blockbuster/

  8. Bwahahahaha! No. I refuse to go there. I do _not_ have a dino fetish. My interest in dinosaurs is strictly academic.

  9. You know, I have this vague memory of Dave snippeting something about wooden ships in space. From Atlantis, or some such.

  10. Hunting Guy

    What? Nothing for Larry?

  11. May all of our muses descend upon your head, Sarah, and make you write these instead of us. Sheesh, you know what Myrtle the Muse is like. Did you have to throw down the gauntlet?

  12. Free Range Oyster

    I’d buy about half of those without even a blurb.

  13. Robin Munn

    On a similar vein, I have a book-titles game that I think the Odds at Mad Genius Club would very much enjoy. You mash up two real book titles together via some rule (the one I know is “last word of first title blends into first word of second title”, but other title-mashup rules might be possible as well), and then describe the book. For example:

    A Southern gentleman, who just happens to be a Toad, fights to save his ancestral home during the American Civil War… in GONE WITH THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS.

    A young Irish boy and an escaped slave take a completely incomprehensible raft journey down the Mississippi… in HUCKLEBERRY FINNEGAN’S WAKE.

    Okay, over to you all. I’m looking forward to seeing what other title mashups you can come up with.

    • Three impoverished daughters use logic and emotion to argue for their independence from their tyrannical and grasping half brother in COMMON SENSE AND SENSIBILITY.

    • I don’t know how to describe it, but I’d bet a lot of cosplayers would be interested in the HARPER’S BAZAAR OF PERN.

    • Kate Paulk

      Oh God, you had to, didn’t you?

      Three lost animals roam the Discworld searching for their humans and accidentally prevent the apocalypse in THE LIGHT FANTASTIC JOURNEY

      Eccentric Australian creatures and a talking pudding cause havoc in THE COLOR OF THE MAGIC PUDDING

      A dying wizard’s mistake has horrible consequences in EQUAL RITES OF PASSAGE

      When elves meet forbidden love… LORDS AND LADIES OF MISSALONGHI

      CARPE JUGULUM CAUSAE – Catholic doctrine goes vampiric.

      Stop me now….

    • Terry Sanders

      I know some costumers who have done that sort of thing as themed costume set pieces for convention contests. One year, as I recall, they did JANE AUSTEN CITY LIMITS.

    • BobtheRegisterredFool

      The description is a little too politically offensive for here, but AN IRON DREAM FROM MY FATHER.

      A small European country invades America for reconstruction money, but what’s with the time loop and murders in WHEN THE MICE CRY?

      When Dorothy Seaton visits Academic City… A CERTAIN SKYLARK OF SPACE.

      ARGONAUTICA LUNA Endymion son of Aeson is sent on a journey to the moon by his wicked uncle Pelias.

      NURATO Quarter youkai ninja and the power of friendship.

      TEITOMON: Being the story of the monsters Yasunori Kato summoned to destroy the Imperial Capital, and the children who train them.

      THE TOKYO RAVEN: Quoth the Onmyou: Nevermore!

      FULL STRAWBERRY PANIC: The romance between a girl raised by Soviet wetwork wolves and the girl with a special power she is supposed to guard. (Apologies to deviantart’s klin)

      COILING DRAGON BALL: Linley’s father is poor, and his mother has disappeared. He sets out to pursue strength. Little does he realize the ultimate result of his rivalry with his new friend, Son Goku.

    • BobtheRegisterredFool

      How about movie titles?

      HELLSONG OF THE SOUTH: Maybe the antebellum South really was better before the Nazi vampires showed up. (‘Everything sucks now’ is too good a punch line for just this.)

  14. Massively clever, if a tad bit silly. However, The Wooden Spaceship is iirc a real novel.

    Happy New Year! to all.

  15. Amusing. Though I now I am curious and a bit worried at what might come up or after should I ever write something.

  16. BobtheRegisterredFool

    As someone involved in the interdimensional book trade, I can tell you that some pretty strange things have happened. There’s a place where Supreme Court Justice Kratman is finishing the Valdemar books. They are excellent. Wen Spencer’s Game of Thrones books are quite fast paced. Then there is the version of 1633 that Flint wrote with Bill Buckley and Crane Brinton. There’s even a timeline where Jordon’s Wheel of Time books were absurdly popular, got extended excessively, and had to be finished by Brandon Sanderson. But that place doesn’t have Don Q. E. Howard.

  17. Seriously, I will echo: when will Brad write that?

  18. Adding to the title list: A Chemist’s Guide to Dealing with Bullies

  19. Too funny! 🙂 Happy New Year to you and yours Sarah!

  20. karllembke

    “A Guide to Loving Sharks. It’s a cookbook!”

  21. Basara549

    “Finding Inner Peace Through Kurdish Interpretive Dance”, by Tom Kratman

  22. This has been one of the more fun posts for the comments alone.