Thanks to everyone who participated – all the suggestions were great! I had a hard time picking out winners.
So here they are:
Synova, Pam, Pohjahlainen, Jean Frise, and Stephen Simmons.
Everyone else, your lovely and warped suggestions just may find their way into future Con Vampire books, suitably adjusted to the situation. They’re all worthy of dishonorable mention and elevation to the vampire minion hall of infamy. Or something.
Thank you all for giving me so many giggles. The winners had the combination of putting my keyboard at risk of spraying and fitting easily into what I’m planning for the next book in the series. (Truth is, you all managed to make me spray the keyboard)
Mad Genius Club 
6 responses to “Contest Winners”
Yay! Chocolate gets to be the death of me!
Cool beans. 🙂
Outstanding. People have been telling me that I’ve lost my mind for years anyway …. 🙂
Wow! That damn pony did do me a favor then, after all.
a bad pun won me a book. man, I wish the rest of life worked that way.
You and me both, Jean!