*low gong-like noise* “Hi, kettle? This is pot. You’re soot-stained!” “You’re one to talk!” “Oh, no, don’t you puff your steam at me. I’m not merely stained; I’m far, far beyond that in the black. The human calls this ‘seasoned’.” “Riiiiight.” “Seasoned is another word for experienced. As in, having seen many seasons. So, while…