*peers at readers through screen* Sorry, for two things. One: I know the majority of you are not here for children’s books, coloring books, or

*peers at readers through screen* Sorry, for two things. One: I know the majority of you are not here for children’s books, coloring books, or
I’m having one of those days where I feel like an old and decrepit crone. Earlier this week I tried to open the window. And